Looks kinda simple, eh? There were whooping 100 questions and some of very good quality.
Take one yourself..http://nerdtests.com
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Taking the nerd test
Yesterday I stumbled on a website which takes test to prove your geekiness. Well, had some free time and much more of curiosity ,so took the test. Here is the result.
Looks kinda simple, eh? There were whooping 100 questions and some of very good quality.
Take one yourself..http://nerdtests.com
Looks kinda simple, eh? There were whooping 100 questions and some of very good quality.
Take one yourself..http://nerdtests.com
easter egg of Google
Just type ascii art in Google Search box and see its logo change to ascii format..This easter egg became visible in last months of 2008 when google changed its logo to ascii art form. Though google has been (in)famous for making april fools day easter eggs, this one is being continued.
Girlfriend 5.0
Desperately seeking technical support!
I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if you minimize Girlfriend with the sound off, but since I can't find the switch to turn it off, I just run them separately and it works OK.
Girlfriend also seems to have a problem coexisting with Golfware, often trying to abort my Golf program with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with Girlfriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance with Girlfriend 2.0.
After months of conflicts, I consulted a friend who has experience with Girlfriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run Girlfriend 2.0 and eventually it would require a Token Ring upgrade to run properly. He was right. As soon as I purged my cache, Girlfriend 2.0 uninstalled itself.
Shortly after that, I installed a Girlfriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus. After a hard drive clean up and thorough virus scan I very cautiously upgraded to Girlfriend 4.0. This time using a SCSI probe and virus protection. It worked OK for a while until I discovered Girlfriend 1.0 wasn't completely uninstalled!
I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 again with Girlfriend 4.0 still installed, but Girlfriend 4.0 has an unadvertised feature that automatically senses the presence of Girlfriend 1.0 and communicates with it in some way, resulting in the immediate removal of both versions!
The version I have now works pretty well, but, like all versions, there are still some problems. The Girlfriend package is written in some obscure language that I can't understand, much less reprogram. And I've never liked how Girlfriend is totally 'object-oriented.'
A year ago, a friend upgraded his version to GirlfriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate-and-Stay resident version. He discovered GirlfriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiance9e 1.0. So he did. But soon after that, you have to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a 'huge resource hog.' It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons that he upgraded to Wife is because it came bundled with FreeSex 1.0. Well, it turns out that the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSex (particularly the new Plug and Play items he wanted to try). On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. And, although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw 1.0, which has an automatic popup feature he can't turn off.
I told him to install Mistress 1.0, but he said that he heard that if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife, that Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before uninstalling itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway, due to insufficient resources. If anybody out there is able to offer technical advice...
source:computerjokes.net
I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if you minimize Girlfriend with the sound off, but since I can't find the switch to turn it off, I just run them separately and it works OK.
Girlfriend also seems to have a problem coexisting with Golfware, often trying to abort my Golf program with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with Girlfriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance with Girlfriend 2.0.
After months of conflicts, I consulted a friend who has experience with Girlfriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run Girlfriend 2.0 and eventually it would require a Token Ring upgrade to run properly. He was right. As soon as I purged my cache, Girlfriend 2.0 uninstalled itself.
Shortly after that, I installed a Girlfriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus. After a hard drive clean up and thorough virus scan I very cautiously upgraded to Girlfriend 4.0. This time using a SCSI probe and virus protection. It worked OK for a while until I discovered Girlfriend 1.0 wasn't completely uninstalled!
I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 again with Girlfriend 4.0 still installed, but Girlfriend 4.0 has an unadvertised feature that automatically senses the presence of Girlfriend 1.0 and communicates with it in some way, resulting in the immediate removal of both versions!
The version I have now works pretty well, but, like all versions, there are still some problems. The Girlfriend package is written in some obscure language that I can't understand, much less reprogram. And I've never liked how Girlfriend is totally 'object-oriented.'
A year ago, a friend upgraded his version to GirlfriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate-and-Stay resident version. He discovered GirlfriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiance9e 1.0. So he did. But soon after that, you have to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a 'huge resource hog.' It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons that he upgraded to Wife is because it came bundled with FreeSex 1.0. Well, it turns out that the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSex (particularly the new Plug and Play items he wanted to try). On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. And, although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw 1.0, which has an automatic popup feature he can't turn off.
I told him to install Mistress 1.0, but he said that he heard that if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife, that Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before uninstalling itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway, due to insufficient resources. If anybody out there is able to offer technical advice...
source:computerjokes.net
25 best Webcomics of GEEKS!
Welcome to the world of intelligent humour.
Slashweb has got an excellent collection of geek jokes handpicked from xkcd, dilbert, phdcomics, codecomics and cowbirds. This will surely remove misconception that generally programmers are very boring , all u need is a little brain to understand their humour.
Visit : http://slashweb.org/programming/25-best-programmer-webcomic-strips.html
Turn any website into a GAME!!!
Japanese game coders are always known for their novel ideas. While browsing through flash games, i came across a truly genius game which can turn any website into a game. THE LAST GUY lets you mess with any high-profile website whether even it is of US Military. It is not like a background of that website on which you play game but actually the game modifies itself with respect to the website. For example, i tried to play it on my blog , so it turned the outer boundary as a wall and inner boundaries as semi-permeable wall, Plus, i can't go across pictures, i can only move in the passages given b/w them. Truly an ingenious concept.
Try it out yourself
http://lastguy.jp/
Try it on popular websites like GOOGLE.
Diet Coke + Mentos= Kaboom!!!
Yes, this is true. Try having some mentos with diet coke and soon things around you will be exploding out. When two or three mentos pills are inserted in a Diet coke bottle, bubbles start forming and whoosh!!, the liquid ejects out high. Your own liqui-rocket .Starting from an curious college time experiment , it soon turned out be a major Viral Video. Try searching youtube for it.
So what you are waiting for?? Make your own water(??) jet.
Note: this trick only works for mint flavored mentos and not fruit-falvored ones.
Detailed explanation can be seen at wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_Coke_and_Mentos_eruption
Also, try same thing with Sprite and Pepsi....
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